Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Peek a Boo!!




Too many pictures to upload...
I did a collage instead!
Too small? Get some spectacles!
Or if you are lucky enough, you get invited to my house.. :)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

My not so Little XX...

How I wish I know if there is something wrong with you or it is because of YumYum or is it because of us.
How come you cannot control your pee pee and poo poo any more!
Sigh.. You dun look like you are marking...
You seriously looked shocked whenever you pee uncontrollably...
Maybe I should really bring your to a vet soon!

Be a good boy ok!

And YumYum.. STOP EATING POO POO!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Check this out! Its sooo hilarious!

RE: Do not Upgrade Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

Feedback:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up alot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 ,and Golfing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support .

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Monday, January 8, 2007

The Gal Story...

Hmm.. A relationship was about to begin. A love triangle. THE one was chosen and the OTHER walked away head down as a gentleman. The choice was made.

Regrets. Wrong choice seemed to be made. Too afraid to step out once THE one was chosen.. heart belongs to THE OTHER one. Carried on and on with the WRONG one.

One fine day, the princess awoken. Charmed by the festives and happiness in the air.. Decided to harden her heart to follow her dreams. She wanted to be as happy as the festive makers. She broke the heart of The WRONG one..

THE ONE was not elated. He had moved on. Only the gal holding the key could open the door to his heart. The girl was shattered.

The WRONG one cannot understand her for trying to find her happiness. The ONE... is he still hers? The WRONG one.. will he be as gentlemanly as The ONE? To many questions and none answered...

Saturday, January 6, 2007

If all goes well...

I hope to see your status change!

Its a lazy day..

Yum Yum whine.. Dear woke up to feed him.
XiongXiong whine.. I woke up and fed him.
Both happy.. whine! Want to play...
There goes my beauty sleep today!

Now both knock out, I am 80% done with my blog..
I am going to nap!
And Jay is still sleeping!

Friday, January 5, 2007

This shall be my permanent BLOG!

Hee... ok I shifted from Friendster.. But I still know nuts about Blogspot....
Figuring how to make it as attractive as possible!


I wanna have the photo album thingy and music for my blog!




Blog will start as 2nd post! This post is strictly as testing testing 123!