My Life for 2 years...

Description: 1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them
6. You NEVER unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin
9. You care about the local news in a city three states away
10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin
14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid packs"
15. You always point with two fingers
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice
17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time," "For your safety," "Feel free," and "As a reminder"
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, and People magazines
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make
sure the "gauge is in the green"
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes
24. You actually understand every item on this list
25. Everytime the door bell rings you look up at the ceiling.You serve your guest alcohol mini's
26. you change into you "galley shoes" to cook dinner at home
27. You open your bathroom doors at home slowly incase someone forgot to lock it.
28. You only know 250 or 350 degrees on your home oven
29. When you ask your spouse when they will be coming home from work you ask for their "ETA"
30. You can spot out an airplane from the ground above and tell the other person what airline it is!
31. You go through each room at your friends place looking for magazines to read!
32. You bring home different grocery bags full of goodies that you can't get in your home town! and tell a story about it!
33. You know better NOT to date a pilot!
34. Your a fire fighter, a nurse, a security officer and a server all in one!


So you want to be a flight attendant?

Go to a resale store and find an old, navy suit that an army sergeant might have worn. Add a white shirt and a tie. Wear that same outfit for three consecutive days.
Go to an airport and watch airplanes take off for several hours. Pretend you are standing by for them and they are all full. Go home. Return to the airport the very next day and do the same thing again.
Fill several large boxes with rocks. Lift them over your head and place them on the top shelf of a closet. Slam the door shut until the boxes fit. Do this until you feel a disc slip in your back.
Turn on a radio. Be sure to set it between stations so there is plenty of static. Turn on the vacuum cleaner and garbage disposal. Run them all night.
Remove the covers from several T.V entrees. Place them in a hot oven. Leave the food in the oven until it's completely dried out. Remove the hot trays with your bare hands. Serve to your family. Don't include anything for yourself. Serve your family a beverage one hour after they've received their meal. Make them remain in their seats during this time. Ask them to scream at you and complain about the service. Scrounge uneaten rolls off the plates for you to eat 6 hours later when you're really hungry. Place a straight-backed chair in a closet facing a blank wall. Use a belt to strap yourself into it. Eat the rolls you saved from your family's meal.
Ask your family to use the bathroom as frequently as possible. Tell them to remove their shoes and socks before entering, and see who can make the most disgusting mess. Clean the bathroom every hour throughout the night.
Make a narrow aisle between several dining room chairs and randomly scatter your husband's runners and loafers along the way. Turn off the lights and spend the night walking up and down the aisle while banging your shins against the chair legs and tripping over the shoes. Drink several cups of cold coffee to keep yourself awake.
Gently wake your family in the morning and serve them a muffin in a package. Don't forget to smile and wish them a nice day when they leave for work and school.
After the family leaves, take a suitcase and go out into the yard. If it's not raining, turn on the sprinkler system and stand in the cold for 30 minutes pretending like your waiting for the crew bus topick you up. Then go inside and wait by your bedroom door for another 30 minutes for an imaginary maid to make up your room.
Change into street clothes and shop for 5 hours. Pick up carry-outfood from a local deli. Go back home. Sit on your bed and eat your meal. Set your alarm clock for 03:00 am so you'll be ready incase you don't get your wake up call. Repeat the above schedule for three days in a row and you'll be ready to work your first international flight.

Long time no see!

Hihi! I haven written for donkey months!! Hehe.. Busy busy busy and frankly.. nothing interesting to talk about myself, my life, our life.

XXYY has been good boys at home.. very swwet and I love them both!
Going to bring XX to work tomolo. Hope that new ang mo boss is a dog lover and wont bann my XXYY next time.

We are going to Asian Dog Championship on Sunday. Will be so interesting!
There dog eating competition, tricks, waggiest tail ... Too bad I knew about it too late. Otherwise I would have entered XX YY... It will be soooo fun and cute to see them up on the stage!

Looking forward to December now.. Whole year saved leave, work on PH, save money, spend days and nights researching on where to go.. I am soo sooo sooo looking forward to our belated honeymoon.

Italy, Paris here we come!

My Little Rascals at home!

The XXYY Brothers!

Hi! We are Xiong Xiong and Yum Yum! We love Mummy!

Yippy.. I love Google!

No need to lug around all my albums for the everybody to see my album!
Thanks to Google' new invention Web album...
Uploading sooo many pictures only too me a tiny little while!

Here it is!

Click on the picture to see the full album!

Our Big Day!

Peek a Boo!!

Too many pictures to upload...
I did a collage instead!
Too small? Get some spectacles!
Or if you are lucky enough, you get invited to my house.. :)

My not so Little XX...

How I wish I know if there is something wrong with you or it is because of YumYum or is it because of us.
How come you cannot control your pee pee and poo poo any more!
Sigh.. You dun look like you are marking...
You seriously looked shocked whenever you pee uncontrollably...
Maybe I should really bring your to a vet soon!

Be a good boy ok!

And YumYum.. STOP EATING POO POO!

Check this out! Its sooo hilarious!

RE: Do not Upgrade Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

Feedback:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up alot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 ,and Golfing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support .

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

The Gal Story...

Hmm.. A relationship was about to begin. A love triangle. THE one was chosen and the OTHER walked away head down as a gentleman. The choice was made.

Regrets. Wrong choice seemed to be made. Too afraid to step out once THE one was chosen.. heart belongs to THE OTHER one. Carried on and on with the WRONG one.

One fine day, the princess awoken. Charmed by the festives and happiness in the air.. Decided to harden her heart to follow her dreams. She wanted to be as happy as the festive makers. She broke the heart of The WRONG one..

THE ONE was not elated. He had moved on. Only the gal holding the key could open the door to his heart. The girl was shattered.

The WRONG one cannot understand her for trying to find her happiness. The ONE... is he still hers? The WRONG one.. will he be as gentlemanly as The ONE? To many questions and none answered...

If all goes well...

I hope to see your status change!

Its a lazy day..

Yum Yum whine.. Dear woke up to feed him.
XiongXiong whine.. I woke up and fed him.
Both happy.. whine! Want to play...
There goes my beauty sleep today!

Now both knock out, I am 80% done with my blog..
I am going to nap!
And Jay is still sleeping!

This shall be my permanent BLOG!

Hee... ok I shifted from Friendster.. But I still know nuts about Blogspot....
Figuring how to make it as attractive as possible!

I wanna have the photo album thingy and music for my blog!

Blog will start as 2nd post! This post is strictly as testing testing 123!